teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

(Source: honehhboii)

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

(Source: biencorrect)

(Source: awwww-cute)

(Source: intravhaineuse)

committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

(Source: mo-ndler)

zodiacsociety:

How To Seduce Each Zodiac Sign
Zodiac Signs When Angry!
Zodiac Signs In The Bedroom
Zodiac Signs Being Drunk
If Each Zodiac Sign Was a Drug

zodiacsociety:

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Aries and Sex.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Aries and Sex.

Aries will not tolerate being ignored.

fuck-bitches-get-money:

Blood lamp.

fuck-bitches-get-money:

Blood lamp.

(Source: iwastesomuchtime.com)

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